July 2012
119 posts
@bookshopdulwich Our bookseller Josh swallowed a plastic grape, went to hospital, got it removed, swallowed another one the same day #IsItJustMe
@AnnJudson when I was five I stuck a piece of wax crayon up my nose and my teacher got it out using her hairgrip.#IsItJustMe
@BethRoseveare When I was younger I got stuck in a water slide, a big man came down and hit my back… I went flying out the end #IsItJustMe
That's a heavy load!
@Agnieszka72 I was trying to walk under the table on all fours and I stood up too quickly with the table ( and everything on it) on my back.
@M3glomaniac I once locked myself out wearing just a towel for seven hours, the worst part was when it started to snow. #IsItJustMe
@rachyelliott Teaching class of 4yr olds leaned forward in chair to get something. Literally fell off onto several small children. #IsItJustMe
@chrissiewilson1 Got my skirt caught in back wheel of bike while whizzing downhill past a packed bus station-skirt ripped right off #IsItJustMe?
@matty037 Walking in the office toilet to see colleague wiping their bottom. She screamed, I ran. Security guards in hysterics.
@tombydand on work trip, forgot my hotel room had one bed. offered to share with collegue when he said my room was nicer, oops. #isitjustme
@Abigail_Byrne Stood on shelf in shop to get juice & fell. Was wedged between pillar & shelves for 20 mins as customers walked by. #IsItJustMe?
"Do not pass 'Go', do not collect £200".
@PublicityShona Playing board game at ex’s parents house, spilt red wine on board, emptied onto cream carpet rather than ruin game #isitjustme
@Alison_MirandaH Once I called my teacher Mum in front of the whole of my year group. #IsItJustMe
We hope you went on to tell everyone you found it...
@JennieinJapan lost bike key followed by frantic searching followed by 30 minute run to work followed by finding key in pocket#IsItJustMe
@DerekWriteLines Introduced as an intellectual. I leaned in to shake hands and spotted last night’s pants peeping out of my turn-up. #IsItJustMe
@Anyacrittenden At my ex’s parents bungalow on Xmas day I ‘broke’ the loo and his Dad had to come and sort ‘it’ out with a bucket of water#IsItJustMe
@The_Reyes While in Japan during a meal I mistook another mans shoes as the ones to slip on for toilet visits. I was wrong! #IsItJustMe
@JennieInJapan #IsItJustMe exit of the beer garden at closing time, I had a Marilyn Monroe skirt flying moment… Only one comment “long legs”
@lauram0789 told my boyfriends mum that there couldn’t possibly be a powercut because the car headlights were still on! Great 1st impression
