July 2012
119 posts
It's You Too!
That’s all folks! We have loved reading all of your embarrassing stories over the past few weeks. It definitely is you too!
Don’t forget that Miranda’s book Is It Just Me? is out on October 11th, pre-order your copy here: http://amzn.to/LSVwU8 #IsItJustMe
@BUMpkinJody #IsItJustMe Bird did massive poo on my face whilst in crowd of ppl.Dad manically rubbed face with lottery tkt shouting ITS LUCKY @NoItsUsToo
@Jimmy_Poodle Pissed myself in a snooker hall once. Was too afraid to ask my uncle were the toilets were (he terrified me) & it just happened.
@TweetieMissB I had my hodded top tied around my waist at an Oasis gig when I discovered someone had thoughtfully vomited in the hood…
@Talullah3378 I was hit in the face by a kebab that was thrown through a train window, whole carriage erupted in laughter#IsItJustMe
@CelineLaffont Went to a “Björk” concert with crazy hair buns. Realized I was in fact at a “Björn” concert, the singer from Abba. Yes. Abba.
@NFB418_ Accidentally emailed lecturer dirty email intended for bf.. twice. He wouldnt stop lookin@ me when lecturing bout Freudian slips
@Phoenix_Ginger #IsItJustMe On my 13th birthday I launched into dance…only to fall over & break both my arms! Cue 6 weeks of my mum dressing me!
@Danquirke I massaged the back of a kids head on a plane once because I thought it was my friend. That kid was terrified. #IsItJustMe
@mrs_the_bish at 70s theme fancy dress party. Told friend of host I hadn’t seen 4 while “i like your wig.” Wasn’t a wig.
@_GemmaSmith_ I ate some grapes on the conveyor belt at a supermarket not realising they belonged to the family in front #cringe
@elholt21 I fell up the stairs in a cinema, and my face landed in a mans lap. hilarious but very embarassing #IsItJustMe
@TeganLOVEFILM Tried an olive from a market & the owner looked horrified: I’d put someone’s discarded olive stone in my mouth. Yuk. @noitsustoo #itsjustme
@emmie87 ran up to an old woman thinking it was my nan and gave her a massive hug. it was a total stranger. #IsItJustMe
@P_Cell_Princess After a night at the pub, I yelled at my husband down the road to “hurry up, the bus was coming” but it was a lady in a fur coat
@katefranks95Tried to do the worm at the school disco. My chin has never been the same since!
@ruthmitcheson during my wedding laughed at hubby to be for messing up his vows, only to forget his name entirely!
@miss_cc I fell into the bath when I got home from a night drinking with @sajismael & had to wait til my boyfriend got home to get me out
@HayleyWCarter naive trust in my mother = me modelling incontinence underwear on a catwalk in a toilet museum at the impressionable age of 16
@VeronicaPond Abseiling at camp, I let out too much rope + forgot to move feet = stuck, hung upside down for 20 mins, red-faced #IsItJustMe
@BubblesAndCake Just had a long conversation with cab driver about coping with my pregnancy in this heat. I’m not pregnant! #JustGoWithIt @NoItsUsToo #Sigh
@orla1234765At the Dentist after a check-up he told me to rinse my mouth and spit into the bowl.. I missed and it went all over his shoes!
@Caitlin_DeSilva Underestimated my size and got rather stuck on the jungle jim at the park.Took a couple of strangers to help me off! #IsItJustMe
@EmsyRichardson while driving mum hooted her car horn at kids walking in the road and her horn got stuck all the way till she got home
@bernicewrucaught short on charity walk. Popped into woods and down a dip.
@LMSaunders93 I once landed in piggy back position on a rock climbing instructor after forgetting to look beneath me before abseiling down!
@JennIsabelle Stopped to use metallic elevator doors to check the fatness of me butt and thighs. They open to reveal the company MD.
@karenemmacarr78 Skirt blew right up in the middle of London Bridge station in rush hour, for so long, I had to sit down on the floor to stop it
@fozknig Stopped in the car at the traffic lights singing my heart out I looked round to see a van full of men staring at me, mortifying!
@amandajs6 My date tipped an oyster into my mouth, Tabasco hit the back of throat b4 the oyster & I hocked it over the bar onto a mirror
@JoannieD83 sat in middle of sold out cinema, became a bit too absorbed in film & started clapping half way through when the characters did!
@harolds44 Being re-asked by my somewhat deaf psychology teacher who the partcipants were in a study of ‘navy’ men … me shouting SEA-MEN
@Teegzkid Played an entire game of netball not realising my skirt was caught in my underwear #IsItJustMe
@cherry_tastic my Moth-in-law went into phone shop & asked assitant to show her how to use her phone. She said she (cont) http://tl.gd/ig3isc
@MirandaRoseLamb Helping old lady in supermarket struggling to choose apples and declared that I love ‘cox’…loudly #IsItJustMe
@gandboss Whilst sleep walking I woke up naked in the foyer of a large hotel I was staying in. Embarrassed or what!#IsItJustMe
@clareren didn’t put my glasses on, sprayed furniture polish under my armpits- and realised had also washed my hair with dog’s shampoo!
@tombydand over the weekend i fell out of bed, bounced off wardrobe and landed head first in bin. #isitjustme.
Trying to be a cool vegetarian and asking where the Linda Lusardi Sausages are in Tescos-then repeating b4 realising..#IsItJustMe
Talking current beard trend admiring husband’s new facial hair only to have child exclaim ‘yes even mummy’s growing a moustache’#IsItJustMe
Teaching 25 student nurses the importance of not arse-ing about when using a Bunson burner, set my sleeve on fire.#IsItJustMe
Scratched my forehead while using hair removal cream on my legs, removed half an eyebrow! Not my best look#IsItJustMe
Walking through the new york subway and linked arms with who I thought was my dad… To be fair they looked very similar :-p #IsItJustMe
@ThisIsEmmaJayne tried to impress some guys when i was younger by retrieving their football from the edge of a pond.balance was never my forte…
@ruberduck3 #IsItJustMe school swimming, I walked out into the showers, I had my costume on but I had my pants on over them still!
@LyndaCamilleri Used ‘out if use’ shower in campsite without seeing notice. Maintenance unlocked shower revealing me to 20,000 New Wine campers!
